Steal from the whales
Every whale dump is just a discount coupon with extra steps. We collect them.
Not financial advice. Financial mischief.
Puss In Hood
One hooded cat. One wooden bow. A simple plan: steal from the whales, give to the paws. $PUSS is the coin the forest deserves.
$PUSS 0.00000420 ◆▲ 69.4% 24H ◆HOLDERS 12,847 ◆LIQ LOCKED 🔒 ◆TAX 0/0 ◆STOLE FROM 3 WHALES TODAY ◆NEXT TARGET: YOUR BAGS ◆
$PUSS 0.00000420 ◆▲ 69.4% 24H ◆HOLDERS 12,847 ◆LIQ LOCKED 🔒 ◆TAX 0/0 ◆STOLE FROM 3 WHALES TODAY ◆NEXT TARGET: YOUR BAGS ◆
The legend
He wore boots. Then he found a hood.
Legend says a certain booted feline got tired of swordfights and switched to a bow. He pulled a hood over his ears, moved into the trees, and started redistributing wealth one arrow at a time. The villagers call him Puss In Hood. The whales call him a problem.
Give to the paws
Community-first. No team wallet the size of a small country. No sheriff cuts.
Live in the forest
Fully on-chain, liquidity locked, and a Meme Lab instead of a marketing agency.
Hood archery
Five arrows. One moving target.
Hold anywhere on the scene to draw the bow, watch the power meter, and let go at the top for a straight shot. Best of 500 gets bragging rights on X.
Score
0
Arrows
5/5
Hold to draw · release to fire
Let go near the top of the meter for a straight shot.
House rules
- 🏹 Five arrows per round, scored 0–100 each.
- 🎯 The target drifts left and right — lead your shot.
- ⚡ Release near the top of the meter for accuracy.
- 🔇 Sound on by default, mute button lives bottom-right.
- 🏆 Leaderboards and $PUSS prizes are coming later.
Artwork is placeholder — final hooded-cat paws are in the workshop.
The heist plan
Four steps to rob the market
No roadmap. A heist plan. Written on a napkin in the tavern, and somehow still more honest than most whitepapers.
- Phase I
Case the Joint
- 🏹Stealth launch
- 🏹LP locked, contract renounced
- 🏹First 1,000 merry paws
- 🏹Meme Lab opens
- Phase II
Rob the Sheriff
- 🏹CoinGecko + CMC listings
- 🏹Archery leaderboard season 1
- 🏹Trending on X
- 🏹10,000 holders
- Phase III
Feed the Village
- 🏹Holder-voted charity drops
- 🏹NFT hood collection
- 🏹Merch: hoods, not hoodies
- 🏹CEX whispers
- Phase IV
Own the Forest
- 🏹Tier-1 exchange
- 🏹$PUSS arcade with prizes
- 🏹Global cat cabal
- 🏹Nap. Repeat.
Meme lab
Steal a meme, make it yours
Pick a scene, write your own nonsense, download it, post it. That is the whole marketing budget.
Tavern questions
FAQ
▸Is this a serious investment?
It's a cat with a bow. Buy responsibly, laugh generously.
▸Why Puss In Hood?
Because Puss In Boots already had a job, and hoods are cheaper than boots.
▸Does the archery game pay out?
Not yet. Right now you're playing for glory and screenshots.
▸Who runs the treasury?
Holders vote on the hood fund. Nobody buys a lambo, we buy arrows.